Crazy, huh? You can totally see the flooding along the sidewalk.
By late afternoon I was in a full-on mood for comfort food so before the Yankees game could start (heeelp me) we ran out to grab some essential ingredients in the midst of a torrential downpour.
Have you ever read Stephen King's "It"? I gotta say - that book had me looking under the bed, down the sink, in the pipes, and over my shoulder for months. I could barely glance at an old newspaper or yearbook for years without thinking an image was going to speak to me. And storm drains? Oh hell no. I would cross to the other side of the street. Yet I have to admit - even as I was crossing I would be looking back over my shoulder to see if Pennywise the Dancing Clown was staring back at me from the drain, holding out a balloon to entice me, just waiting to rip my freaking arm out of the socket!!
What was that Pennywise? You want me to hand you the lid
to your soda? Nice try bitch - I don't think so.
You in there? I hear the circus music...
NOT FUNNY CHEF!! (my bf for those who just started following)
Okay funny haha you got me. Just don't do it again.
Especially not while the neighbor's watching me from his front porch
as I stare into the drain hollering for Pennywise. Good grief.
I see you trying to pass me the fake shoe that'll
turn into a big moth and chew my face off, Pennywise!
(He knew your greatest fears and used them to terrorize you to death!!)
The funny thing is though, Pennywise could morph into all kinds of different
things - whatever IT needed in order to get rid of you.
One minute I'm standing on the sidewalk.
The next a truck comes zooming up out of nowhere and,
despite ample room to park all over the street,
it veers up onto the sidewalk directly behind me!!
Coincidence? I think not...IT!
Outfit details: Wooden Ships-Beanie, A&F-Sweater, A&F-Scarf, Splendid-Leggings, Kate Spade-Rain boots, TK Bags-Handbag
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