Hmmmm I think I'll have a snack to go with all those other
snacks I've been consuming for days.
Panic sets in as it dawns on me that Christmas is less than
a month away and I have approximately zero gifts.
Suddenly I'm considering giving everyone I know coffee beans.
Yaaaaaaaawn. Do I have to get that tp? Don't I have some kleenex in my bag?
I stare listlessly into the tea as it steeps.
All I know is this coat is fuzzy and warm, and the sleeve detailing is wonderful.
None of this, however, preps me to re-enter shopping crowds.
Check that woman tossin' elbows as she runs in the door at Target.
You know she threw someone to the ground like a rag doll for
a 99 cent toaster oven left over from Friday.
I am happy to escape with just a tp purse (nifty catch phrase I came up with for
that little handle thing they attach...it always gets a smile from the Target ladies).
Joyriding around in the newfound "outdoors" (aka staying OFF the freeway)
I spot a pink Cadillac and follow it around for 5 miles
to ensure it is what I think it is...
Hells bells the recession hasn't hit everyone. Mary Kay's selling like mad.
Next thing you know I come to, still in fur and chip in hand, at a fave
local Mexican hangout.
The perfect end to a relaxing weekend.
Dear Monday: Not now.
Outfit Details: Juicy Couture-Faux Fur Jacket, James Perse-Button-up, Juicy Couture-Riding Pants, Loeffler Randall-Boots, Foley+Corinna-Bag, Melinda Maria-Rings
Outfit Details: Juicy Couture-Faux Fur Jacket, James Perse-Button-up, Juicy Couture-Riding Pants, Loeffler Randall-Boots, Foley+Corinna-Bag, Melinda Maria-Rings
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